Meet Office's "Kick Ass" Courts.
(photo credit: Trashy Gobs)
They retail for ₤ 65 (€ 80 / $ 105). Which is lower than the price of those Jessica Buurman Lana's. I'm not trying to persuade you or anything, I'm just sayin'... get these instead. :)
Here's a closer look at the Snake,
the White Perspex,
and the Black versions.
(Photo credits: Office.co.uk)
Update May 2012: MORE ASYMMETRIC PUMPS HERE!